Clean jokes

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them in or not.” God says, “Well we do have standards here. Ask them some simple questions, if...

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. .. #funny, #joke, #humor

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning

... and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day, but on his way he notices a young boy fishing few feet away from him. The man immediately notices the kid has several buckets full of fish, then witnesses him reeling in yet another one. “Excuse me”, the man...

Celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine with these funny Spring Jokes for kids! They're perfect for March, April, and May!

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday

First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.” Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. They are sitting next to a woman who begins to choke on her food. One of the men attempts to save her -funny joke

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...