Free funny cross stitch patterns

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

If you’re looking for something a bit different than the traditional cross stitch patterns, look no further! These 8 witty and humorous cross stitch patterns are sure to bring a smile …

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

Filled with 30 sarky patterns with fantastically inspired patterns that will bring a bit of sarky sass into your cross stitch world!

You too, can master the rude cross-stitch sampler. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

Free Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns

Last month I shared a bunch of cat cross stitch patterns, so it seemed only fair that I add some dog cross stitch projects to the mix. I’d actually been saving up this punny hot dog pat…

Feminist Cross-Stitch

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[FO] She needs some alone time. Cross stitch on aida, by spacecatpattern on etsy with some modifications #cross_stitch_patterns #beginner_cross_stitch #easy_cross_stitch_projects #free_patterns #PDF_pattern

Funny, sarcastic quote decor - Snarky cross stitch pattern PDF for instant download Adulting Fucking bullshit, would not recommend. With lovely and easy flower cross stitch frame ;) Easy cross stitch chart for creating original wall decor or adult gift ♥ Size: 105w X 102h sts, 14 ct, 7 1/2" X 7 1/2" (19w X 19h cm) ♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 5 DMC colors YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 3 PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility): Color symbol chart in two…

Cross stitch kit Design size: The finished size of the design is approximately 3.9” wide by 4.4”high, which makes it easy to mount into the included 6" embroidery hoop. Basic cross stitching instructions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/176fS1aXXhsqv6T_1hCgNz-EiHuu0auIFRhJOAAMQYLU/edit?usp=sharing This kit contains everything you need to complete your very own cross stitch! Please note that this is a cross stitching kit, and not a finished piece…

More than 45 funny and interesting cross stitch quotes to make your cross stitch project fun and creative. Link to the related web site is provided. Full credit goes to creativefabrica.com. Thank you for providing these projects for free. #crossstitch #interestingcrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #crossstitchquotes #freecrossstitchpatterns #freequotes #funnyquotes #interestingquotes #stitchforfun #freecrossstitchquotes