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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Old Man Jokes, Old People Jokes, Getting Older Humor, Daily Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Clean Jokes, Short Jokes, Long Jokes, Short Jokes Funny
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Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “what do vou do about Old Women Funny, Cartoons Funny Hilarious, Old Lady Meme, Vintage Humor Retro Funny, Age Quotes Funny, Whatsapp Funny Pictures, Old Lady Pics, Old Lady Cartoon, Everything Popular
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “what do vou do about

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