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29 Hilarious and True Bits of Parenting Wisdom via Deva Dalporto of MyLifeSuckers | funny stuff for moms | parenting humor Parent Advice Cards, Advice Jar, New Parent Quotes, Parenting Advice Quotes, Funny Parents, Funny Advice, Parent Advice, Dad Advice, Advice For New Moms

Some of my favorite bloggers came out with a new book called I Still Just Want to Pee Alone today. Whoo hoo!!! To celebrate, I asked them to share their best bits of parenting wisdom with me. And they did! So voila, here are their brilliant—and brilliantly funny—parenting truths. Never lick a brown smudge. When […]

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Kim Bongiorno
Parenting Joke:  Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this Humour, Parenting Jokes, Funny Airport Signs, Lying In Bed, Indian Funny, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Clean Jokes, Long Jokes

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son’s language in front of her guests and...

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Harry Swinney
Get ready to laugh your way back to school with these hilarious Back-to-School Jokes! Kick off the new school year with a dose of humor and share these funny jokes with your kids, students, or fellow parents. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles to brighten up the school day. Elementary School Jokes, First Day Of School Quotes Funny, First Day Of School Funny Quotes, What A Day Quote At Work Funny Humor, Back To School Jokes For Kids, Back To School Quotes Funny Parents, First Day Of School Humor, First Day Back To School Quotes Funny, Funny Back To School Signs

Get ready to laugh your way back to school with these hilarious Back-to-School Jokes! Kick off the new school year with a dose of humor and share these funny jokes with your kids, students, or fellow parents. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles to brighten up the school day.

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Confessions of Parenting | Michele Tripple Jokes, Games, and Fun!
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.   “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.   “If he takes the money, he’ll be a... Humour, Parent Jokes Hilarious, Hilarious Clean Jokes, Funny Clean Humor, Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour Clean, Clean Funny Jokes Hilarious, Rasist Jokes Funny, Clean Humor Hilarious, Hilarious Jokes Laughing So Hard To Tell

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...

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Chuck Turner

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