Scottish funny

Man, either Scottish people are all really drunk or I am.

I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!" – popular memes on the site iFunny.co #sciencetech #eat #like #shit #im #amazed #people #lose #weight #exercise #when #happens #bc #dna #still #thinks #european #peasant #so #are #running #pic

They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter (now X)—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. We know you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list, and then we’ll talk.

Man, either Scottish people are all really drunk or I am.

Scottish accent vs Irish accent is a popular joke among people of both nations. It has been the subject of plenty of humor

They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter (now X)—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. We know you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list, and then we’ll talk.

You can swear they are speaking English.