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Celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine with these funny Spring Jokes for kids! They're perfect for March, April, and May!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

Need some laughs in your life? Look no further than these 80 hilarious jokes that are perfect for sending over text, from clever one-liners to puns and dad jokes. Whether you're trying to brighten someone's day or just need a pick-me-up yourself, these jokes are sure to do the trick. #funny #jokes #texting #laughter #humor #puns

“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.” So the man and his wife hide...

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

One liner jokes are some of the best types of jokes. They manage to put a lot of humor in such a short thought. Check out the top 101 one liner jokes.

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story