I'm currently on a mission to purge my house of any useless-ness - which means I'm tearing through the house, yanking open cabinets and drawers and cursing as I find stuff that really shouldn't still be around (like crayon stubs from when I was 10, and exam papers from 2005). Quite a bit of the junk I found are floppy disks. Tons and tons of old floppy disks from the days when my mom was a professor. What to do with a crateful of floppy disks that no decent, recent model of computers will…